Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
