dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i wish my penis had a tongue
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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