So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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