I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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