I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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