so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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