So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
she smelled like a LAN party
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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