I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Can you bring me the toilet please
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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