is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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