Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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