she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I pour the whiskey from now on
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