Don't you send me to vm
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Boobs speak an international language.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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