spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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