so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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