All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Come on in and take your pants off
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