We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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