Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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