very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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