What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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