He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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