Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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