this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
