Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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