walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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