I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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