yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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