'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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