hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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