If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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