That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
