would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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