that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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