I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You can't special order awesome
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I can't put those talents on a resume
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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