I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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