3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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