after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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