Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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