my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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