in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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