what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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