Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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