i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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