I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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