:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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