I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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