i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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