Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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