dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My Sexting was not on an AP level
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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