Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
