you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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