I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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