At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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