Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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