We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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