The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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