That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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