Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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