You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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